What Would Jason Do?

This section of the site is based on a pondering that Jason had several years ago in route to work one morning in San Francisco. While we have all been aware for quite some time that Jason's brain doesn't work like most others, there is rarely any way to directly test the exact functionality.

So WWJD has been set up to allow all of you the chance to post questions to hypothetical or actual situations to Jason and see how he himself would handle things. Questions should be posted using the form below, and you will receive a notification by email (assuming you enter a valid email address) when Jason has posted his answer. Please phrase the questions such that short essay style answers are acceptable.